FAC ET I IÆ.
At a late fashionable wedding in a church at Newton, Massachusetts, the bridal party being a little dilatory, the organist played "Eager to Meet Thee, Love," and again, the lovers not coming, he sounded " Robin's Not Here."
A young lady explained to her inamorato the distinction between printing and publishing, and at the conclusion of her remarks, by way of illustration, said, "You may print a kiss on my cheek, but you must not publish it. v
"Father," said a young man, who thought his guardian supplied him rather sparingly with pocket-money, "is the Queen's head still on the sovereign ? " " Of course it is, you stupid fellow. Why do you ask?" "Because it is so long since I saw one.
Lord Carlisle was praising the ticket-of-leave system, and saying that he should like to employ footmen who had returned from the antipodes in a state of quasi-re-forrn. " Better not, my lord," says Archbishop Whately, "or you'll get up some fine morning and. find yourself the only spoon in the house.
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Tuapeka Times, Volume III, Issue 113, 7 April 1870, Page 7
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174FACETIIÆ. Tuapeka Times, Volume III, Issue 113, 7 April 1870, Page 7
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