FACETIǼD.

Tuapeka Times, Volume II, Issue 52, 6 February 1869, Page 6

FACE T I ǼD .

■m\ — -o— — i H lP\ Of what trade is the sun I A tanner. Rif>yFopse.xc.el in dress — gentlemen in adIn^^f; '-" ' ' " : " V .13 the, shortest jnan mentioned in inedible? Knee-high-miah. If*"we were to " give the devjl his due," would beconte p,f us 1 ' 'First duty pf the modepi politician : To rmninate on the ' ' spirit of the times. " V-l'ite butes air a luxury, inasmutch az ' theykause af man 2 forgit svwl his other '''-+"" patriotism that m^es young ladies " 'jmrqnta'^'pi'eimsea- into courtthing in the world — a heart. . It is a perfect honeyof cells. Beware. on a house in Sydenham, " This for sail tq any one who can raise wind/ strangepa for charity, acquainfor advice, relatives, for no thing." exquisite, at a wedding, the * bride ' " many happy returns occasion." " are the handsomest lady I ever H^^Hhir ' k< Can T t say as much of' you,^' she PTBPUJPjf-d. " You could if you had as little I 1 " Erected to the memory of >/ riliflipg, accidentally shot as a mark [ 'pf his affection by his brother. k What maintain^ one vice would bring |L up {wbfihiTdven. ■ ' \¥hat is better than a promising young r man?"" 'A paying one. A richly-dressed lady stopped a boy trnctgj.rig~along with a basket, and acied, B^fcatjj^gJjttle boy, have you got religion ? " I^PHlßßflH^u* tAVinnocent, "Fve 1^ ? W ' "' ."Vo c proverb says — '■* Commit a sin y,qu will think it perfectly ' A footman, pr.qud qf his grammar, jisherecl in Mr. Foot' and his two as " Mr. Foot and the tw«) JV^jsses Feet." p P^F^P P H 7 3 > -'^ 7 OU are in doubt io kiss a pretty girl, give her the of the doubt." ~ " How odd it is," said Pat, as he along on foot one hot sultry day, a man never meets a'cWt going the as 'he is." ' '-. silly to be enraged with an ill that be remedied, or endure onp that must' bear the gout ; but he not let a fly tickle his nose. ' \My son," said a tutqc of doubtful l Vity, but sevepe aspect, putting his Mon the boy's shoulder, " 1 believe hasj got a hold of yo^." '• I believe was the reply. of People.^- Judge of man actions, a poet by his eye, a knave leer,' a player by' hia strut, 'an by his swagger; an Englisntnan his" rotundity,' h. Scotichiijan'' by his a justice by his frqwi^, a great man HLj; his modesiy;, a tailor "by nia' H^^tnd a woman by her neatness,. V ' < A gpntieman yho 1 had [carefully trained MM" ii^ Tiis s'ery'ant in the way he s|ioul4 g<}> WL- J - r p.»CtKat whfp his wife was present lie Hr Wolald not depart from jt, sent ' him witli ■ a box tickut for the T^atjre to a young By. ls^- servant retnrn^d when the H gentleman and his wife Vere at dinner. l^_ 'He jiaq^i^co^yae been tq}d ? m gfving kind of questions, to for Jhe/ feminine of the lady. " Bid said tTi'egpntlemaii, giving cue. "Yes, sir," replied thd "He said taftt wait for you, What was h^ doing," asked kia .Vfie was' putting on his