TO CORRESPONDENTS.

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 237, 28 March 1885, Page 3

TO CORRESPONDENTS.

E. V.- Ralph. — The copy of the waltz you mention has not come to hand. Kindly make inquiries.

A. W. — How often are we, with teara of rag c and sorrow, to request correspondents to writ c only on one side of the paper ? Next time you transgress, Annie, we won't insert it for you. J. R. (Parnell). — You might hare written three on one sheet, my dear. And a 9 to the butcher's daughter, I don't know how she liked the nasty jar in last week's issue, but hope she liked it fine.

A. J. &C. S. (Hawera).— Tkanks for notes. Always glad to hear from you. Send along what you speak of; wiil be glad to insert it ' for love alone.' Avoid anything spiteful, and you may be snre of space.

MINNA B. — Lovely darling, your Pegasus halts a bit, but if you let him stand with his feet in a bucket of water, our horse editor says he might come out all right. We insert it for you, in the hope that when you see its little faults in print, you will more easily improve on them before next time.

T. B. Hannaeoed. — Yon must have a perfectly pachvderimous cheek. As agent for Captain Burton's book, you first of all ask us to publish a puff on the cheap, and then " respectfully solicit the honor" of booking us as a subscriber. If Captain Burton is such a good and wealthy man us you would have us suppose, and his book so excellent and remunerative, you are simply an unmitigated gang of cadgers. Why don't you rob a church, instead of publishing and running books ?

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