WAIKATO WHISPERINGS

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 167, 24 November 1883, Page 16

WAIKATO WHISPERINGS

Alexandra. — Great joy among the beauties — dear George has returned Nice example for that Te Rori Sunday-school teacher to lot his children go rabbit-hunting on Sundays. Cambridge.— Who is the fast barman that had to pay £2 for striking a man? Why do Monty and the " Rooster " visit the barber's so often ? Wouldn't it be cheaper to share at home ? What's the attraction? At last we've discovered why Kirk wood's Bill left the dogs behind him every night. He goes to gaze at a star that revolves around the moon behind the hill, and the dogs might disturb his meditation. Artful cove! But beware of the (c)Harmer. Don't leave this one out, please, for the girls do want to give him a touch up. He's one of those fellows who are always running the girls down, saying he wouldn't be cursed with them, and all the lime he's been courting on the sly Rather windy on Sunday night for those young doves to be driving about in a buggy ; which, by the way. is only meant to carry two. Then why crowd four into it ? Hard work to hold on, I guess. Get a bigger buggy, and a better horse next time. Mick, then H. won't scream What's the matter with the bugler lately? Has he lost his girl? Poor Harry! the various posts, which erstwhile had a joyous sound, are now blown with a mournful intonation. Ah, me! What made the "Toucher" fall at the dance? Was it the weight of his gigantic partner, or kahanni the toaipiro ? Willie M. swears he will never be seen speaking to those girls since the row he got into through them There is great rejoicing in the A.C. camp now that the supposed correspondent of the Observer has taken his departure... ...Old Joe escorts his daughters to the choir practice himself now ; Monty and the Rooster usually bring up the rear Mahogany admits having. trained Dick for the Hurdles, but regrets he was trained so fine What are the contents of those mysterious parcels which are continually passing between those young ladies of Dukestreet and T., of the A.O. ? Miss T. is heartbroken now that the only real gentleman in the force has taken his departure for the road. Lucky man, Piri ! A certain gent is wild with delight at having gained the affections of Miss R. Fitz, the notorious political agitator, has arrived, in Cambridge from Taupo The ladies are rejoicing over the departure of the lady-killer for the road The West End dressmakers deny that little Mac was ever in the running.

Don't Die in the House. " Rough on Eats," cigars out rats, inico, beetles, roaches, bed-buses, fles, ants, insects, moles, jac-rabbits, gophers. Moses, Moss & Co., Sydney, General Agents. From Paris. — Madame Faravel, first-class dressmaker. Latest Parisian fashions. Perfect fit guaranteed. Wcerth's masterpieces. Albert - street, three doors from Y.ZVT.C A. Professor J. Bernard, of Devonshire House, Hobson-street, notifies that he continues to give lessons in Dancing and Calisthenics, receiving 'pupils 'at his private residence, and attending classes at Remuera and Ponsonby. Wp understand-the Professor intends taking a well-earned holiday shortly, and wijl probably be absent from Auckland for about three months. The fallowing testimonal in reference to the efflca;cy of Hitchens' Blood Restorer speaks for itself — "Park Hotel, Auckland, September 21st, 1883. — Mr Williams : Denr Sir, — Hearing from Mr Hitchens that you* are agent for his Blood Restorer, I have pleasure in testifying to its wonderful propf i ties as n, c-i re for rheumatism. You know what n 1 was. ro it. When on the coast I tried every rtm.iv tiut T hc;>i 1 of to no purpose, until I was,indr.iv>d to try MiUbens' Blood Ee3torer and Ointment, and unhappy to -;,>>• [bat it lias perfectly cured me. I am. now siv •xi.,ij:-.: exposed, to all weathers, and have not felt the ienst symgioins of it.. Before I took it I was a coui^lute cribble ; could not walk without the support of :-iu±s ; and for six weeks at. a time coujd. not leave 3Q3y h«i.i. 1 . sta.te a few"of the things I tried for it to no purpose : — " lodiade Potassa, Guiacum, Gkillah's. Indian Mixture, ; Turkish Baths.' S6torua ; Sulphm Bafchs, White or Sulphur ■ Island ; I was also in Greyiuoufcli jmd. .'Wjeiagan^i h6^pitialßj <« /and. : rebeivbd ■': tery livUe 'b'epe,fi,t - from any of tkem. I was very, ill when first I 'toolt 'it, ibwt, after a, few bottles, it.toofe a<vay <11 pain. ■ jtiammoW^ tts< we)i as flyer |ls?ae. in ray. Hie, . J. have; 'sufemd so ifatfen' ffom'.tnd complaint thftt I think it , woulcTbe.a neglect of dutynotto make itkuown as mm-jh v r traly, L Jo3^T Qeq. BAjinoj*." '•■■_