ACCI-DENTAL ASSURANCE.

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 159, 29 September 1883, Page 3

ACCI-DENTAL ASSURANCE.

% Some funny stones' are going the rounds about ;'■ ne of our local dentists. He was waited upon f ne day by *v fond father, , .whose young, hopeful vas a martyr to. toothache. The dentist at once $et to work, applied the instrument of torture, and gave a wrench which would have killed the inventor of a patent steam, stump-extractor with envy. The boy said he was cured. Henceforth he didn't think he'd care any more for toothache. But when he reached home ifc was discovei'ed that ' s boh'&oruStier 'had been' operating in the png bone-yard, aW extracted a sOund tooth ! .- Was this 1 same dentist • who had a little dif!;P3fi with a dunning creditor the other day. c mouth-mender' has 'a habit of settling all !° u ot $<<"<P pri contra " for services rendered. c creditor wanted his money. The debtor ■ere<i~Wpull out. his teeth, or put in a new set. BuV&ng'ifc all) 'man, my teeth are all sound !" id. the creditor. " Never mind, wait till they're ,' bayed," was' the 5 cooi reply. " I'll'do nothing .■the sort;.. l won't wait," rejoined the inexorle grabber, "who wanted his' pound of flesh. fery 'well™ retorted the man of ivories, in the be imperturbable tone, " then I'll pull 'em out iW, then o.ur account will be square, and when i ■ v come for a new set, I'll take it put in goods." !'-■:■ he grocer left. He. now goes about telling all •j s friehcfe .thafc.dexitists are frauds. . .