Something Fresh
Old Toper Torn was feeling glum Ila'cl toped till he wws "tight"! ... The doctor say "Your system's rum, But. I'll soon put you right!"
"Your )iose is red, you're oiv'erfed ynd drunk ! there's nothing surer ; There's.just one thing for you to< take And that is "aqua-pura."
Give this prescription to chemist
Keen And taike three times 1 w day." Old Tom's wits wandered like his feet, Ho lost it on the way!
To grocer Green instead' he went, And asked for-"nshwah-poora" " Tlrj grocer puzzled: then understood, And gave him Suratura!
The days passed by, bright grew Tom's eye! Uis nose is nearly normal! AVith spritely gait, his feet walk straight,
His speech lacks nought informal
The doctor's fee, Tom paidl with glee. "Well Tom, how's "aqua-pura?" "Oh Dte., it's great, I'm pleased to state When boiled with Suratura!
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Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10348, 22 April 1911, Page 1
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140Something Fresh Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10348, 22 April 1911, Page 1
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