Something Fresh •— *. — Old Toper Tom was f edingi glum He'd toped till ho wias "tight"! The dfoator say 'Tom' system's rum, Bub I'll soon puib you right!" "Your nose is red, you're ojybrfed And drunk! there's nothing 1, surer; Thetre'a ju&t one tiling for you to take And that is "aqua-pura." Giv« this prescription to chemist Keen Ahd talks three times ai day." Oldi Tom's ■wits wandered like his feet, He 10-Sb itl on the Way! To grooeir' Green instead, he went, And asked-, for "ashwah-po'ora," Tliie grocer puzzled : then understood, Ahd giavia him Suratura! The d'aya passed by, 'birigh.t grew Tom's eye! •• Hia noise is nearly normal! With epriMy gait, his fejeit walk straight, His speech lacks nought informal. The doctor's fee, Torn paidl with glee. "Well Tom, howl's "aqua-pura?" "Oh Don?., it'a great, I'm pleased to state When boiled with Suratura!
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Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10346, 20 April 1911, Page 4
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152Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10346, 20 April 1911, Page 4
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