Savory Morsels.
Gilhooly strolled into a fashionable Austin church last Sunday just before the servioe began. The sexton followed bin up, and, tapping him on the shoulder, and pointing to a dog which followed him into the sacred edifice, said, " Dogs are not abN mitted." " That is not my dog," res'* ponded Gilhooly. " Buthe follows you," 11 Well, so do you, and you are not my property. I wouldn't own you for anything." The sexton growled, and removed the animal with unnecessary force. A Frenchman from the provinces who was paying a visit to Paris, found his hair was leaving him on the top of his head, and took his barber to task about it. " You sold me two bottles of stuff to make the hair grow." " It's very strange ft won't grow again," said the modern Figaro. " I can't understand it.* "Look here! 1' said the countryman. "I don't mind drinking another bottle; but this must be the last."
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Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5255, 20 November 1885, Page 2
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160Savory Morsels. Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5255, 20 November 1885, Page 2
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