Ticket collector (to Tery seedy-looking indifidual, just getting into • first class carriage) : " First-class, sir ?" Seedy passenger (gaily): " Yes, thanks, hoirt yerself?" Scene: A police court. " You say yo« found this bank note?" " Yes, your worship." « And you did not restore itP" " I did, your worship." "To its owner P" "No, your worship, to circulation." A reporter in describing the turning of a dog out of church, says : '• The ejected canine, as he was ignominiously dragged from the room, cast a glance it the clergyman for the purpose of being able to identify him at some future time. "Bowh oy Corhb."—A«k for Wells 11 Bough on Oowu." Quick relief, ooaplete. permanent cure. Corns, »arte, boniosts.>-. Keinpthorne Prosier ftO d Co., Afsnts, iqofc*
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Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5192, 7 September 1885, Page 2
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121Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5192, 7 September 1885, Page 2
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