Two Irishmen were walking along one of the main thoroughfares in Glasgow,' when they noticed a large placard in the window of a shop with the words " Butter! Butter !! Butter !! I" in giant type printed on it. " Pat," says Mick, " what's the meaning of them big strokes after the words ? " " Och, ye ignoramus," says Pat, " share they're meant for shillelaghs, to show it's Irish butter." " You may say what you like, mother; George no longer loves me." But child, how did you get that silly notion into your head?" " Oh, very simply ttnd only too quickly ! When he takes me home, nowadays he always takes the shortest road ! •' BtTCHt-PAlßiL."—Quiok, complete cure, •all annoying Kidney, Bladder, and Urinary Diieaiea. All druggists.--Kempthorne, Pr»ei •er and Co., Agents, Auckland. '
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Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5151, 21 July 1885, Page 2
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126Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Thames Star, Volume XVII, Issue 5151, 21 July 1885, Page 2
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