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Thames Star, Volume XVI, Issue 5116, 10 June 1885, Page 3

Valuable Truths. —♦ —— • " If you are suffering from poor health or languishing on a bed of sickness, take cheer for Ametican Co.'s ... . Hop Bittebb will Cube Yotj. "If yen are Bimply ailing, if you feel weak and dispirited, without clearly knowing why, American Co.s Hop Bittebb will Bevivb Yotj. '•If you are a Minister, and have overtaxed'yourself with your pastoral duties, or a Mother, worn out with care and work American Co.'s Hop Bittebb will Bestobe Yotj. " If you are a man of business, or labourer, weakened by the strain of your every-day duties, or a man of letters, toiling over your midnight work, j,Hop Bittebb will Stbekgthen Yotj. "If you are suffering 'from over-eating or drinking, any indiscretion or dissipation, or are young and growing too fast, as is often the case, American Co.'s Hop Bittebb will Believe Yotj. "If you are in'the workshop, on tbe farm, at the desk, anywhere, and feel that your system needs cleansing, toning, or stimulating, without intoxicating, American Co.'s Hop Bittebb is What Yotr ITebd. "If you are old and your bloody thin and impure, pulse feeble, your neryes'tunsteady and your faculties waning, Am. Hop Bittebb will Give Yotj New Libb akd Viqoub. "HOP BITTEBS as mode by the American Co., is an elegant, healthy, and refreshing flavoring for sick-room drinks, impure water, etc, rendering them harmless,.and sweetening the mouth axd cleansing the stomach." Cleanse, Purify, and Enrich the Blood with Hop Bitters, And you will have no sickness or suffering or doctors bills to pay. . None genuine without a bunch of green hops, on white label and Dr Soule's name blown in bottle, shun all others as vile poisonous stuff.

" Whose dog id that, old man ?" asked a gentleman of an old negro. "What, dat dog ?" " Yes." " Ain't he yourn ?" "No." "Sartin o'it?" "Yes." "Den hoi mine. Heab, heab, come. Leah ter me, sab. What yer prowlin' roun' de country far P" Anything that does not belong to seme one else always belongs to the colored gentleman. Mother—"'And' now tell me what you meant by introducing me to Mr Brown as yonr aunt." Devoted Daughter—"Forgive me, mother; but Mr Brown is on the point of proposing, and it woald not do to fun^ray risks just now, you know. He has a. strong prejudice against mothers-in-law." Hoixowax's Oikthknt <lkd Puts.—During every break of wintry -weather should be - made by tbe afflicted to recover health before unremitting cold and trying storms set in. Throat ailments, coughs, wheezings', asthma* tical affections, shortness of breath, morning nausea, and accumulations of phlegm can readily be removed by rubbing this fine derivative Ointment twice a day upon the chest and neck. Holloway'a treatment is strongly recommended with tbe view of giving itnmediate ease, preventing prospective danger, and effecting permanent relief. Th< so all important ends hi* Ointment and Fills can accomplish, and will surely prevent insididus diseases from fastening on the constitution to display themselves afterwards in those disastrous forms that will probably embitter life till destb itself is nlmosfc prayed for. Dou't Die in aflß HotrSE.—" Bough on Bate" clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, bed-buge, flies, antß, insects, moles, jackrabbits, gopbers^Kempthorne, Prosser and Co., Agents, Auckland.

Amusements ~A UCKLAND DANOING CLASS will J\ : open TO-MOBROW (Thursday) in the Public' Hall, Sbortland.—DanciDg at eight