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Thames Star, Volume XVI, Issue 5092, 13 May 1885, Page 2

.- Snipping ■- STEAM TO AUCKLAND, OAEBTIKS PAB9ENGEBB AND CAB9O. BOTOMAHANA. A. Fabqtjhak, Master, Fbom Thames. 18th—Wednesday, at 5.30 afternoon 15th—Friday, at 8 raprning 16th—Saturday, at 8 morning Fbom AwcKtiND. 13th—Wednesday, at 11.30 morning 14fch—Thursday, at 1 afternoon i 15th—Friday, at 3 afternoon ' 16th—Saturday, at 3 afternoon ! Weather and other circumstances .Permitting, Freight to Te Aroha, 25s per ton. ; $gr Not responsible for Acoidents in Shipping, Carrying, or Discharging Lire Stock, or for any Gooc,*, Parcels, Ac, put on boerd unlect signed for, and all Goods stored . »r« at tli9 risk of Consignee. H. 0. Gtllebeib, Agent. STEAM TO AUCKLAND. . CaBBYING PABBENGBBB AND CABOO. n *lsJ4^ rpHB favorite Steamer, ENTERPRISE No 8. . Fbom Goods Whas*. 14th—ThurBday, at 5 afternoon . I 16th—Saturday, at 6 night Fbom Auckland. 13tb—Wednesday, at 9 night 13th-Friday, at 11 night SINGLE FARE (SALOON) ... 7s 6d „ (DECK) ... 5s Od Weither and, other circumstances Permitting. jStt responsible for accidents in shipping, carrying, or discharging lite stook, or any goods parcels, etc., put on board unless -signed for, and all goods stored are at the risk of toniigneei. . . No claims for damage to or short; delivery of cargo will be recognised unless made within 48 hours after date of shipment. Office Shortland. . ... . H. C. GiiLEBPIB, Agent. THAMES BIVER STEAM NAVIGATION COMPANY, DAILY STEAM COMMUNICATION WITH OHINEMUBI AND TB ABOHA. ■]JSUS£ PATIKI. From Shobtlavd, calling at Goods' Wharf. Friday, loth, at 6 morning . Fbom Tb Aboha. Thursday, 14th, at 7 morning Satwday, 16tb, at 8.30 morning FATES: . Single. Return. Turua ... ... Ss Od Bs, Od Hikutaia... ... 8s Od 6s Od Junction and Paeroa 4b Od 6s Od Te Aroha „. 7s 6d 12s 6d Weather and other circumstances permitting. H. C. GILLBBPIB, " Manager. STEAM TO OHINEMUBI. TE ABOHA, H. Daltok, Master. Fbom Shobtland, calling* afc Curtis' Wharf. For Pabboa — Thursday, 14th, at 5 morning Saturday, 16th—Laid up to paint From Paeboa— Friday, 15th, nt 4 morning, Friday, 18th—Laid up to paint 8919 H. 0. GiiMtsriß, Agent.

Cause and Effect.—Host (to coachman, who is turned on as a butler on grand occasions)-—"1 want you to see that all my guests enjoy themselves, Coggledab. Don't let them have to ask for anything. Be particularly attentive to my dear aunt, Mrs Dumbledock!" Coggledab .(in a stage whisper, during a lull in the conversation, to Mrs Dumbledock, who has re» : eently joined the, Blue Ribbon Army)— "'OUands, whisky, or cog-nack, mum ? Tou can't be enjoy-in' of yourself You re not drinkin'!" (Mrs Dumbledock alters her will the next day.)— Punch. There never was a better example of the concise form of expression common to real Western Americans than the answer of the man of the Sierras, who ' when asked about the character of a neighbor, replied: "■ Mister, I don't know very much about him ; but my impression is that he'd make a first-class stranger." The prohibitionists ssy that corkscrews have sunk more people than cork-jackets ever lived. -..,-. \ "Rough ov Oobkb."-—A»k for Wells' " Bough on Corns." Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. — Kempthorne, Proeser and Co.,- Agents, Auckand. . - FlB, far better for you than beer, ale, or portar, and fras from the intoxicating effeele, it •s.-aericßß flop Bitten. Bead