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Thames Star, Volume XVI, Issue 5034, 2 March 1885, Page 3

REMEMBER THIS. IF YOU AI?E SICK. Tf you are sick, HOP BITTERS will surely aid Nature in making you well agnin when nil else fails. If you are comparatively well, bat feel the need of a grand tonio and stimulant, ncTer r?st easy (ill you are made a new being by the use of HOP BITTEBS. , If you are cos tire or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if you remain ill, for HOP BITTEBS are a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If yon are wasting away with any form of Kidney Disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to HOP BITTEBS. If you are eick with that terrible sick* nci>s Nervousness, you will find a " Balm in Gilead " in the use of HOP BITTEBS. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miaematio district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries —:t alarial, epidemic, bilious and inter* mittent fevers—by the use of HOP BITTEBS, If you have rough, pimply^ or sallow skiD, bad breath, pning and ; aches, and feel miserable generally, HOP BITTEBS will givo you fair t\'m, rich blood, the sweetest b eath, health and comfort. Id short, they cure ALL Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liter, Nerves, Kidneys, &c, and £500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help, or for anything impure or injurious found : in them. lhat poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother or daughter, can be made the picture of heulth by a few bottles of Hop Bitteie, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer? , Cleanse, {Purify and [Enrich the Blood with Hop Bitters, And you will have no sickness or suffering or doctors' bill to pay. The Bule of Three.—For the third person to leave. , A Pemona Man.—"Yes, gentleman," he gaid, "I'm a well known man. I'm a New Yorker, and my name is a familiar one to the American people." " Were you a general in the war, stranger P" " No, sir. I fit in the war, but not as a general." "Congress man, perhapß, or Governor of some stateP" "No, sir. I'm not a politician nor a statesman. I am a private citizen, and proud to say it." " Well, if you are not a great soldier or statesman, what is it that has made your name a familiar one throughout the country P Who are youP" "I'm John Smith." * Dok't Die ik the House.—"Bough on Bats "clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, bed-buga, flies, ants, insects, moles, jackrabbits, gophers.-—Kempthorno, Prosser and •Co., Agents, Auckland. EXCURSIONS MOONLIGHT EXCURSION AND CONCEBT. THIS (MONDAY) EVENING, Mabch 2. a "\^^L r k iHE p.a. SSi^ TB AKOHA Will leave Skortlsnd at half-past seven (calling at Goods Whorf) for TWO HOURS' EXCURSION about the Harbour. A good Musical Programme will be gone through. Weather and other circu tfetjmees permitting. TICXET3 ... ONE SHILLING. Proceeds in aid of Congregational Sabbath School and Choir. MOONLIGHT EXCURSION IN THE HAEBOB. „ %«l fPHE s.b. JsJ||*' EOTOMAHANA Has bsen secured for a MOONLIGHT EXCURSIONin the Harbour on TUESDAY BYBNINO-, March 3rd, leaving the Goods' Wharf at 7.15 p.m. Hharp. A Brass Band has bean engaged. Tickets, Is 63 each. Proceeds for the benefit of the Presbyterian Sunday School. 4246 Funerals FUNERAL NOTICE. I'HE Funeral of JAHE3 OATa will leave the residence, Sandes street, TO-MORROW (Tuesday), 3rd instant, at 3 p.m. Friends please accept this invitation. W. TWEHIXMiK, Undertaker. Wanted. ANTED KNOWN—Good GRAZING may be had for Horses or Cattle, on Mountsea Farm. Plenty of Grass, and very cheap.—Apply M. Fitzpatbick, Pa:awai. ! 4251 WANTED, the Ladies to remember that MBB GlOTEft's Drapery Establish* ment is opposite.the Hospital; a large assortment ot DBAPEBY and MILLINERY GOODS on hand at the lowest possible Prices fer Cash. Our Motto—Small Profits and Quick Returns. Note the Address: Mas G.LOY.BB, Opposite Hospital, Mary street. WANTED, 1000 BOOKS to BIND; also, 500 ALBUMS to REPAIR, and 500 CONCERTINA BELLOWS to MEND. Don't ooine all at onoe, or I may favourgtbe delusion that the Thames is looking up, especially when it appears that the authorities hive paid us a visit on Sunday, when all were lamenting the sins of the past year and week—and, perhaps, making up their minds how they can love their neighbours as themselves during 1885; deputations were, therefore, impossible.- Well— " The better day the better deed." W. WOOD, BOOKBINDEfi, POLLEN STBEET. Plaik ahd Ekkgavt, below Auckland Prices, Dealer in old Books, Pamphlets, Music, Prints, Engravings, or anything else in that line. YJE7 ANTED, Ohi .Thowbasd WATCHEfi V \ and CLOCKS to REPAIR. Moderati Charger, and Good Workmanship, by M. J Wiures, Chronometer House, Pollen street, Shortland. Established 1867. VP ANTED KNOWN—Waste Paper foi , H 3al« tfc the FTWW4 SUB Office.