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Thames Star, Volume XV, Issue 4963, 5 December 1884, Page 4

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" No," answered the beggar; " I served under you at the famous battle of Corunna, in 1809; and when I saw yon run away I thought it was high time for me to quit the scene of action too, or otherwise I should certainly have been killed." A noble lord, as proud and fond as a nan should be of his beautiful your)g wife, was just about rising to speak in a debate, when a telegram was put into his hands. I^e read it, left the House, jumped into a cab, drove to Charing Oross, and took the trai^n, to. Dover. Next day he returned hoWe','rushed'lnto his wife's room, and finding her there, upbraided the astonished lady imno measured terms. She protested her ignorance of having done anything to offend him. " Then what do you mean by your telegram?' he asked. "Mean? What I said of course. What are you taking about ?" " Bead it for yourself," laid be. She read "I flew with Mr to Dover straight. Pray for me." For a moment words would not come; then, after a merry fit of laughter, the suspected wife quietly remarked: " Oh, those dreadful telegraph people ! No wonder you are out of your mind, dear. I telegraphed simply, ' I tea with Mrs «—— in Dover street. Stay for me.' " Decline of Man.—NnrvouH Wetness, Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility, cured by, "^W.elk' Health Renews." At druggists, —Ketnpthorne, Proßser and Co., Agents. Auckland. , Government Notices HAUBAKI GOLD MINING DISTEICT. ■ Warden's -Office, Thames, 27th November, 1884. THE Application for Licenses for Gold Mining purposes, under the Gold Mining Districts Act, 1873, specified ia the Schedule hereunder, may be granted on WEDNESDAY, the 7th of January, 1885, unless valid objection thereto be in the meantime made in writing-, and lodged at this Office not less than seven clear days before that date. Plans and applications may be seen here. Habet Kenbick, Warden. SCHEDULE. 50. —Peter.Christian Hanaen, for himself and Henry. Christian Wick, Victoria Claim. Aien} 4 acres 3 rood and 11 perches; situated at Karangahake, in the Hauraki Q-old Mining District, south of the Woodstock Claim. Bounded on all sides by supposed unoccupied ground. Distinguishing mark on peg ; — 51 # __William Fra»er, Wolseley Claim. Area, 6 aore% 5 roods and' 23 percheß; Bituatfd at Waiotahi Creek. Bounded north westerly by the Moanatairi Extended licensed Holding; on all other sides by supposed unoccupied ground. Distinguishing mark on pegs W 52.—Thomas Pascoe, for Edward Lockharfc Stodart, Blanche Claix). Area, 10 acres and 8 perches; situated at Waiotahi. Bounded southerly by the Wolseley ■* ' Claim ; westerly f>y the Moanatairi Extended Licensed Holding, and supposed unoccupied ground; and on other sides ' by euppoaed unoccupied ground. Distinguishing mark on pegs = £ 'USTGMB FOBMB.—-Wanted Known on * ■ SALE sfc the Evsirwo &<pab OjrraoM, ,tlDert»tr«et,Gtahßm«towa, IS WARES and ©P'j:WA»££ QQWEWW® JfO&Md