Page 3 Advertisements Column 1

Thames Star, Volume XV, Issue 4947, 17 November 1884, Page 3

REMEMBER THIS. IF YOU ARE SICK. If yon are sick, HOP BITTERS will surely aid Nature in making you well Again when all etee fail?. If you are comparatively well, but feel the need of a grand tonic and stimulant, never rest easy till you are made a new being by the use of HOP BITTEES. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are Buffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it ia your own fault if you remain ill, for HOP BITTERS are a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney Disease, atop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to HOP BITTERS. If yoa are eick with that terrible sicknew Nervousness, you will find a " Balm in Gilead" in. the uee of HOP BITTERS. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries .ralarial, epidemic, bilious and intermittent feverß—by the use of HOP BITTERS, If you have rough, pimply, or sallow gkio. bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, HOP BITTBRS will give you fair skin, rich blood, the. sweetest breath, health and comfort. In ahort, they cure ALL Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Livor, Nerve?, Kidneys, &c, and £500 will be naid ior a cage they will not cure or help, for anything impure or injurious feuDd In them. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother or daughter, can be made the picture of be-dth by a few bottleß of Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? Cleanse, Purify and Enrich the Blood with Hop Bitters, And you will bava no sickness or Buffering or doctors' bill to pay. There are growing gradations of misfortune. A traveller passing a contractor's camp saw a man gesticulating wildly. He rode up and asked what was the matter? " Things is going from bad to worse. This day 21 years I lost my wife ; eleven years ago my son died, and now my horse has gone over the batik and broken both "my shafts."—JEgles. There is something heroic in silent suffering. Though a man with a layer of acjive and energetic > mustard on his chest rarely thinks of this. A barrister, noticing that the judge before whom he was pleading had fallen asleep, stopped short in the middle of his speech. The sudden silence awoke the judge, and counsel gravely resumed —"As I remarked yesterday, my lord " The puzzled judge stared in wonder, as though be half believed he had been asleep since ihe previous day. Don't Die in ihe House.—"Rough on Bate" clears out rats, mice, beetles, roacheß, ,'bed-bug«, flies, ants, insects, moleet, jackrabbits, gophers.—Kemptborne, Proßser and $o f Agen% Auckland,