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Thames Star, Volume XV, Issue 4687, 15 January 1884, Page 2

No Gentleman: A Chicago minister makes a note of the fact that he hasnejer seen a lady reading a newspaper in a -street car. Well, he has never e^jh a lady smoking on a car platform, either, has he? It simply goes to show that a lady is no gentleman. " Now, don't forget, dear, to order thai load of coal to-day," she said, a 9 ho kissed hergood-bye, he assured her that he would not fail to attend to it. Of course he forgot all about it before he waa half way down town. As the store was visited by some country customers whom he thought it advisable to entertain, he took them to the Zoological Gardens to see the animals, showed them about generally, and finally brought up at home in a hack about 2.30 a.m. "You didn't order the coal," were his wife's greeting words. "Oh, yeah did! Yesh did ! (hie) got it about me, bet your life," said he feeling his pockets and vainly trying to remember what his wife was, talking about. "Don't shee wha's come of it. Lemme shee," meditatively, and then brightening up. " Azee wha'a matter; leP touth (hie) hack." My brethren said Swift in a sermon, ■" there are three kinds of pride—of birth, of riches, and of talent. In all not speak of the latter, none of you being liable to that abominable vice." That Husband of Mine is three times the man he was beiore he began using " Wella* Health Renewer." Druggists. Mosei, Host & Co., Sydney, Q-enerai Ageait.