Savory Morsels.
Why are babies like new flannel P—Be "cause they shrink from washing. They are only two classes of unmarried women in society, " scrawny old maids " and young " chits of girls;" You learn this by hearing each of these classes describe the other.
The following advertisement appeared man Irish news-paper: " This is no'tiff that Patrick ,0' ,who lately left his lodging, that if he does not return 'soon and pay for the same he shall fee adrer*!: tised."
Woman, *who 3 had been looking over blankets m Wine street—" Well I didn't naean to buy. Am just looking for a ■?,?•* J h °Pm»n, politely-"Don't think you 11 find your friend among the blankets, We vp looked them e l} through."
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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4658, 8 December 1883, Page 2
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121Savory Morsels. Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4658, 8 December 1883, Page 2
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