Savory Morsels.
An editor wrote a headline, "A Horrible Blunder," to go over a railroad accident; but though it was the printer's fault that it got over an account of a wedding, the editor was the man thrashed all the same.
Volunteer Circles.—Rings on the target. There are three things that the wisdom of the most learned man cannot determine —which way a singed cat will jump, how a petit jury will give its verdict, and what kind of a man a clevet woman will lake a fancy to.
| |A gentleman sent his coachman with a favorite setter, to have the animal photographed. When the man returned and presented the proof, his master observed: I'This is a good picture, Mike, but there is a good deal more of you in it than of , Flora." " Yes, sor," returned the coachman, "but ye see, sor, she was ristlesa, an I tho t sbe'd be more contint if she knew I was there."
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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4614, 18 October 1883, Page 2
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160Savory Morsels. Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4614, 18 October 1883, Page 2
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