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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4604, 6 October 1883, Page 3

,< :\issiie:.Ba'd,.anA Worthless J v. ' arenever imit&ietl or?counterfeited. ,T;hfß is es,'.'peciWly'tiie of a'fcmily medioinef and it ib ?" positive'proof tfcat the remedy imitdted rs of - tbe high'Qf£*KiW,. A* soon ns it had been tented and-proTed by the whole world that Hop Bitters was the*purest, best and moßt valuable family medicine on earth, many imitations gpruDgup and began to stc.l the noliceß in which tbe pr f8 and tbepeople of the country had expressed the merits of H. 8., and in - every W3y trying to induce suffering invalids to use tbtiretuff instead, expecting to niakn money on tbe credit and good name of H. B. Many others started nostrums put up in sin.ilftr style to H. 8., with variously davised nanieß in which the word " Hop " or " HopB" .» were need in a way to induce people to believe , „ they were tbe same as Eop Bitters. All such .'.pretended remodies or cures, no matter what their style or came is, and especially those with tbe word "Hop" or "Hops" in their name or in any waj connected with themor their name, are imitationß or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine American Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of preen Hops on the white label, and P- Soule's name blown in theglaeß. Trust nothing else. Druggists and Chemists are warned against dealing in imitations or COUPt prfpits."

A gentleman visiting a lunatic asylum - "wWaaei by one of the inmates, who accosted him with, •• Who are you ? I'm Lucifer," *' Are you ? " replied the visitor. " Why, lasyfiine I was here you were the Angel Gabriel." "So I am/ said the lunatic, " it's hy different mothers." A Wise Deacok.-s-"Deacon "Wilder, I want >, -you to tell me how you kept yourself and family '* bo well the past season, when all the rest of us have heen sick bo much, and have had the doctors runnirg to us bo often." " Brother Taylor, the answer is very easy, I used Hop Bitters in time, and kept my family well, and saved large doctor's bills. Four shillings* ■ worth of it kept us all well and able to work nil the time, and I will warrant it has coßt you and mdßt of the neighbors £10 to £100 apiece to keep sick the same time. I fancy you'll take my medicine hereafter." See. Thb" loch Ken" entering the harbor was a circumstance; her grounding in the mad was provident. She couldn't sail overland so she stopped; and why? . She saw Charlie McLiver's window in the distance, and Borne of the officer* and sailors wanted to take for a home :voyege his tobacco, cigars, and other accessories to a pleasant trip.—[Ajlyt.]

. . Services , J GRAHAMSTOWN, WESLEYAN SUNDAY SCHOOL ANNIVERSARY. | THBEB' SERMONS will be Preached in the Q-rahamstown Wesleyan Church ou SUNDAY, October 7th. 1883. The Rev. W. G. PABBOK6ON will conduct the Three Services. Morninff, at 11 } AfternooD, at 3 ; and Evening at 6.30 o'clock. ' ■ :. ■ The Choir and Childien will render some select music. Special Collections in' aid of . the School Fund. I TIHE ANNUAL SOIREE in connection j with the above will be held in the Schoolroom on TUESDAY, October 9th. TEA on the Table at 6.30 o'clock. Tickets : Adult?, Is 6d : Children, Is. After which a PUBLIC MEETING will bo. held, to ho addrrsssd by Ear. W. G-. Pabsostcos, and the various local Ministers, **^Air «? cardiajly- i«SJ^&~T,p-~i_, ■**■*&- ~ ""-"■-£- ■ ■ . '--■-J.-XtfSK-ilCuuji., .* 2^23 / Secretary. • St. JAMES'S PRESBYTERIAN ■ ■ >■ CHURCH. THE Rev. S. J. NBin will deliver the conLECTURE of the series, on " WOMAN IN THE BIBLE," TO-MORROW (Sunday) EVENING-. • . . 2124 O" DJ) FELLOWS' HALL. : Shobtland. ' TO-MORROW (Sunday) EVENHTG EDMD. H. TAYLOK . Will lecUre on " The Kingdom—Reply to iomß objections," cemmencing at 6.30. ALL SEATS FREE. Volunteer Notices . DISTRICT ORDERS. Militia and Volunteer Office, Thames, 6th October, 1883. THE Thames Rifle Banger Volunteers will , Parade for' INSPECTION (by the Officer Commanding the District), at 7.30 s p.m. on THURSDAY, 11th inst. , , . By order. J. Gbant, ■ .2132 Instructor. . „ Tenders THAMBS COUNTY COUNCIL. mENDEBS addressed to the Chairman will, X. pe received at County Office, Mary . 'street,''till NOON of MONDAY, the 15th > i88t.,. for "WIDENING, RE-FORMING, "■"''■ AND METALLING portion's of the following rosde :i~ , WAIOTAHI CREEK'EOAD. v KABAXA CREEKROAD. Specifications may be seen" at County Office, Mary street, on Monday, the Bth mat., and the work will be pointed out on the ground ' on TuesdftVj the 9th inel, at 10 q'clocU a.m. . . I^Br AIiEX. AITKEN, County Surveyor. Thamoß, sth October. 2120 Notices J IMPOB,TANT NOTICE. Mrs. Simpson BEGS io inform the Public that she has a Large Assortment of the fewest and ■; Moat fashionable LOW CROWN . "^Bko-U) Brimmed PANAMA HATS, NBWIY IMw'OBTED, AHD OTHSB „ STRAW HATS, Which she is prepared to Sell at Lowest - .•■ • Rate 3. Hats Made to Order and Cleaned as usual. '' Feathers Dyed and Curled. LADIES' MILLINERY DONE. MES. SIMPSON, POLLBN STREET. nScxl to Mr S. Hbthebington's.] \ L _ 2080 I'#l3H ie t3 be understood tliat my object in ieUJnz 3s 'Xsa is the greatest good to the greatest number, and that the greatest number « nw»ber «pc, tbewfow try MoGoWAM'i 8i ■ . $U