Savory Morsels.
"Mr Thompson presents his compliments to Mr Simpson and begs to request that he will keep his piggs from trespassing on his grounds." "Mr Simpson present his compliments to Mr Thompson, and begs to suggest that in future he will not spell pigs with two gees" "Mr Thompson's respects to Mr Simpson and will feel obliged if he will add the letter E to the last word in tbe not© jast received, 80 as to represent Mr Simpson and lady." •' Mr Simpsonreturns Mr Thomson's letter unopened, the impertinence it contains being only equalled by its vulgarity." Jean Hiroux appears the hundreth time before the Judge. Judge : " Prisoner. then you are incorrigible ? You know, I suppose, what .has brought you here ■gain ? " Jean Hiroux: " Mons President, we are old acquaintances, are we Hot ? So, therefore, when L saw in the papers that Madame la Presidente Jiad given birth to a little boy, I at ooce had myself taken up to have the chance of congratulating you and inquiring how the mother and child are progressing.—Lo Ganlois.
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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4588, 18 September 1883, Page 3
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177Savory Morsels. Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4588, 18 September 1883, Page 3
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