Savory Morsels.

Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4507, 15 June 1883, Page 2

Savory Morsels.

She used to keeps bits of broken china and crockery piled up in a convenient corner of the cupboard, and, when atked her reason for preserving such domestic lumber, she would shoot a lurid glance at her husband, and merely remark: "He knows what them's for." An old woman, who went to sleep i,n church, half awoke wheu the minister referred to a passage in Genesis, and f brgetting where she wasVsaid loud encfijf to be heard during the pause, "TrjtsJl never heed what Jenny says." ' An extravagant lady presented htr husband with a purse the other d».y as a birthday present, and remarked, "Now my dear, whenever you take that out voo must always think of me." •• I always shall," he replied, with a deep Agh, which seemed to come from the deepest depth* of his breeches pocket. , It's funny, but a soft-palmed woraso oan pass a hot pie-plate ft> i,.- nearest neighbor at the table with a smile a» distilled honey, while a man with a hand as horny'at a orobbdile's back will drop it to the floor and howl around like a sioux Indian at a scalp dance.