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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4451, 11 April 1883, Page 2

" Are you engaged ?" said a gentleman to a young lady from Maryarille at a ball the other evening. " I was, but if that Pete Johnson thinks I'm going to sit here and see him squeeze that freckle face WiU kins girl's hand all the evening he'll be mistaken, solitaire or no solitaire!" The gentleman explained and went out to' get air. Mr William Wilberforoe contested a large Yorkshire borough once in his life, and, while he mounted the hustings on tho day of the election, he left his daughter seated in the carriage. The Conservative mob recognised her, and surounded her with shouts of ''Miss Wilberforoe for ever!" The lady let down the carriage window, and replied, with a laugh, "No, my friends, not Miis Wilberfcice foe ever!" - ■ . „ : , No-man should live .beyond tho ateans af his creditors. Solloway's fW« and OULtment—Much watchfulness must be exercised at tbe present time, and I the earliest evidence* of ill-health must be immediately checked, or a slight illness may result in a serious malady. Relaxed and sore throat, influenza quinsy coughs, chronic cough, bronchitis, acd most other pulmonary affectious will be relieved by rubbing this cooling Ointment into the skin-as near as practicable to the seat of mischief. This treatment to. simple and yet so effective, ts admirably adapted'for tbe removal of these diswww during infancy and youth. Old asthmatic, invalid* will deriva marvel toys relief from tbe use of Holloway's remedies, which have brought round m»y such auffenn, and r»established heal, after every other means had signally