If beef goes much higher it will not be difficult'for the cow to jump over the moon.
There is a man in Aurora so thin that he had a row of buttons put on his urn* bre.la cover, and wears it for an ulster!
Tommy, seated on his mother's, lap and reading about Ere and the serpent, —" She wasn't like you, mamma, for you're afraid of a mouse."
At a dinner, one man gave his fork to another, with, " Just stick that fork into that potato for me, will you?" His unneighbourly neighbour did as he was requested, and left it sticking there.
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Thames Star, Volume XIII, Issue 4218, 8 July 1882, Page 5 (Supplement)
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103Untitled Thames Star, Volume XIII, Issue 4218, 8 July 1882, Page 5 (Supplement)
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