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Thames Star, Volume XII, Issue 3946, 22 August 1881, Page 3

A great catastrophe occurred recently at the Zoological Gardens. There is thero an elephant who eats buns out of your hat. Lord Northbrook, who had heard of this, bought a bun, put it in his bat, and gracefully presented the dish to , the elephant. But unluckily this happened to be the wrong elephant, and one whose education has been neglected—for he took the hat and bun together, handed them into his capacious mouth, and munched them contentedly amid the inextinguishable laughter of the onlookers. .■ Lord Northbrook has not yet recovered from the effects of this laughter, and I strongly recommend eTerybody to desist asking him "How about the elephant ?" —Vanity Fair. Adolphus (grandly; he is giving his future brother-in-law a little dinner down the river): "Waiter, you can—ah—leave us ! " Old Waiter: " Hem !—yessir— but—you'll pard'n me, sir—we've so many gents —don't wish to impute nothink, sir —but master—lact is, sir, (evidently feels .a delicacy about mentioning it,) " we're— you see, sir 'sponsible for the plate, sir?"

Electoral "■ ■ \ THE THAMES ELECTORATE. T WOULD respectfully intimate to the ELECTORS of the Thames that I purpose offering myself as a CANE ID ATE for thuir Suffrages at the next General Election. JAMIS McGOWAN. 2590 # J. F. DAY," DISPENSING CHEMIST ; AND PHARMACIST (Next Mb Forgue's, Baker), HAS JUST RECEIVED the following " Articles :— TO NO-A —A. Specific for Neuralgia. DATURA ' TATULA and Himrpd's CUB,E FOE ASTHMA. FLORAL LOZENGES, ENEMAS: and Appliances of the latest. Principle. - DAY'S WHITE WORM POWDERS. DAY'S IRISH MOSS PECTORAL. DAY'S DIGESTIVE POWDER, .Pbbi'abed Only by J. PILLIMORE DAY, DISPENSING CHEMIST and PHARMACIST, SHORTLAND. The Niagara falls is a sight never to be forgotten. There »re many waterfalls butooly • tt 6McapWAHieUiiig3aTsA'