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Thames Star, Volume XI, Issue 3733, 11 December 1880, Page 3

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Amusements ::. . ■ : ;-.•■'. . THE • ■ : . - : GRAND SICHTASCOPE EXHIBITION •• .11*IL L OP E N THIS EVENING, ,W (Saturday), in BROWN STREET, GRAHAMSTQWN. i' —— An addition has been made to the above by thf Exhibition of KELLY S ARMOUR, and a MONSTER SEA LION. Every Visitor will receive a PRESENT, consisting of—Watches, Clooks, Cruet Stands and a variety of of useful Article*. < Admission—Adults, Is; Children, HalfPrice. Services PRIMITIVE METHODIST sp'Di. y soho 01. THE ANNIVERSARY SERVICES of the above will be held in the Church, Maekay street, Tomorrow, SUNDAY, the 12th inst.. when Three Sermons will be Preached by the Rev. 3. Louft, of Auckland. Morning—at 11 o'clock; Afternoon—at 3 o'clock; and in the Evening at 6.30 o'clock. Special Hymns will be sung by the Children at' each sewice. The AKHIVERSARY SOIREE v 111 be held on TUESDAY NEXT. Tiok<|ts, Is 6d each.',; • 1501 Meetings COUET PEIDE OF THE NOBTH. No. 5575, A.O.F. •" fPHE Usual Fortnightly wKBEUXff) 1. MEETING-of the above E^wHiMC Court will be held in the fflKHfraflßrr Masonic Hall, Queen street, lllSffiVlllon MONDAY EVENING. UlllPHS* December 13th, at 7.30. By order of the Chief Ranger. Wm. Gbibbie, i , - Secretary. ; H. A. c. B. s. Geasamstown Beanch, No. 35. fr p H E Quarterly MEET. X ING of Members of this Branch will be held in the Ha", on MONDAY EVENING, December 13th, at 8 o'cleck. Business—Payment of Contributiom, and Nomination of Officers for the ensuing term. M. Lahdms, ; Secretary. 1;0.0.F., W M.U.,A.D. LOYAL WAIKATO LODGE, No. 5444. fpHE usual Fortnightly MEETING- of the X "above Lodge will be held at the Odd Fellows* Hall, Richmond street, on TUESDAY EVENING, 14th December, at 7.30 o'clock. Chaylbs Ahibb, Secretary, HOLDEN'S 42b Silver Hunting Watch Guaranteed 2 years. v Thx difference between a Gent and a Gentle man .'—The Gent turns up what he has for a nose and says, Ob, Ah. The Gentleman j walks into lfcGovrAK'3 and says, Mao give me . >•_ a pound of your Tea, and send for order •'.everyweek. - -