FROM PUNCH.
Mickey Doolan (who has dropped in to see his neighbors the O'Flahertys), "Well Pat how are ye going on these times?" Pat O'Flaherty: "Illegantl thanks be to the saints 1 We're feeding three pigs on the mansion house, and atin' the Duchess ourselves I " THE WBONG BOT IN THB WRONG FLICS. Sir Pomney Bedell, J.P., (on discovering that m morning egg is only an inverted 'empty eggshell), "What, — What is the meaning of this P " The new Page: "Fust o'-H'April, sir!" (exploding, and is dismissed with a month's wages). MiSTEBLY INACTIVITY. First Elector: " Plump for Stoker, will you! You don't mean that!" Second Elector: "Certainly.—He'll say nowt! and he'll do nowt—and he'll spend nowt!! " SUFFICIENT FOB TH* DAT, ETC. Old Gentleman (to groom): " Why Martin, what the deuce hare you got there?" Groom: "You told me you'd want something to go a canvassing—and I thought the old"un 'ud do for that 1" '
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Thames Star, Volume XI, Issue 3568, 3 June 1880, Page 2
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154FROM PUNCH. Thames Star, Volume XI, Issue 3568, 3 June 1880, Page 2
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