Notes from Paris.
What is the world coming to; first. : think of a lire Viscount, Heun de C —~, born 1878; a real descendant of the Crr> saders, having been abandoned in his perambulator,' in tfo" courtyard of No. 7me Scribe. He was supplied with a stock of linen marked with his coronet, a collection.of toys, and a letter recommending him to the charitable.. Diogenes when asked when it was time to marry, replied : " Not" i'a youth, for it is too soon: not in middle age, for it is useless: not in advanced years, for it is too late." Punch's " Don't" is better. The glacier at Samur, extending ton miles along the river, having failed to be changed by mechanics and* dynamite, the Curd intends to try the effect of prayer. •• A literary Society that dines once a month has a rule, that every guest must relate an original story, unless provided with a medical certificate that he is afflicted with stammering. Judge, severely to prisoner: "On what do you live ?" On this tnon juge" replied the prisoner, producing from his pocket a morsel of cheese.
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Thames Star, Issue 3540, 30 April 1880, Page 2
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185Notes from Paris. Thames Star, Issue 3540, 30 April 1880, Page 2
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