Shipping STEAM TO AUCKLAND, Caiie^ing Passjihgkbs and Oabqo. s^&fe" ■"■ JtOTOMAHANA. A. Fabquhab, Master. Fbom Goods Whakf. Friday, at 4 o'clock afternoon Saturday, at 4 o'clock aftßrnopn . Fnoir ArorrtAND. Friday, at 10 o'clock morning Saturday, at 10 o'clock morning WcHllier mid.other circumstances permitting. - *5?" Not responsiblo for Accidents in Shipping, Carrying, or Discharging Lira Stock, or for nify Goods, Parcel!', &c. r pufc on honid unless »i|>iicd for, ntid nil Goods stored »re at tho risk of Consignee. Faebs :—Saloon, 7s 6d ; Steerage, 6a. .... W. Soptm, A gent. STEAM TO AUCKLAND, CabRYINCJ PaSSKNQEHS AND OaBOO. "' milK ftttorito Steamer KNTERPEISIB No. 8. FhoM GbAHAMSTOWK. r Thursday, at 5 o'clock afternoon Saturday, at 7.30 o'clock evening FBOAt AUOKIiAND. Friday, at 6 o'clock evening RETURN TICKETS (SALOON) ...30». o<*. ' „ (STEERAGE) ... 7*. 6J. 8INQLB! FARE (SALOON) ... 7*. 6<*. „ (STEERAGE) ... ss. 04. Not responsible for accidents in shipping, carrying, or discljarging live stock j or any goods, parcels, etc, put on board unices signed for, and all goods stored are at the risk of consignees.No claims for damage to or short delivery of cargo will be recognised unless made within 48 bourn after date of shipment. H. W. Heath, Manager. STEAM TO OHINEMUHI, CALLING AT ALL. STATIONS. »! fIIHB fast nnd commodious •£?*?'*•'*'^^> ■*• side-wheel steamer J^^gg; TE AROHA, n. Dai/eok, Master. , SrQH. SHOBXIAND (OAILIKO AX GttAHAlrt" TOWN WJBABV). " ' Friday, at 1 o'clock afternoon . Fbom OHißßMtmr. ' ' ; .. , Saturday, at 11 o'clock morning Refreshments on Board. Not responsible for accidents in shipping, carrying, or discharging live stock, or for any goods, parcels, &c, put on board unless signed for, and all goods stored are at the risk of consignee. No claims for damage to or short delivery of cargo will be recognised unless; made within 48 hours after date of shipment. [ H. W, Heath, Manager. PAEEOA TO OMAHU; WAITOa! S.S. 'BIRO RIRO.' From Paeroa every Tuesday morning From Omnhu every Thursday morning Carrying H.M.s Mails. Passengers and Cargo booked through from ■ Auckland or Thames. R. ONYON.
Veet often a printer* error causes a dice ly rounded and sedate sentence to become most ludicrous; but it does not very often happen that a man's life is endangered thereby. There appeared some time ago in a contemporary an advertisement of dining rooms, in which was enumerated the Tavious things provided for -tho Christmas festival dinner. On.» of the articles in tho bill of fare, as published in tho paper was that of Tobacco pudding. Such a novelty as this was not to be allowed to pass without tasting of it, thought a diner at the well filled table, and in a sonorops voice he said, "111 take a little Tobacco pudding if you please." Tho landlord, thinking that tho man ,wa« insulting him, flew into a towering rage, and threatened to throw him into the street, but on it being pointed out'to him that he was advertising jsiich art edible article he procured the , paper, and there beheld the horrible word and Iris .wralh was allayed against his " guest. JBut fcr a long time after that landlord carried a loaded whip, and was crer on the, alert for the compositor who h&d. done thevile deed. ■" Mamma," said a. little boy, who had becu *ea'fc to dry a towel before the fir«, Jl is it.done tvlu'ri it's browu? " ,:Mb'locked, ap very humbly, aodsaid ' lie sr»3 sorry to.be found in such a plae«, "but-he eonld assure-the court he was never in the prisoner's box before. ;*MSuver,?no never," asked the court with " soxqo severity. " Look here, judge," mid the culprit, " name the tine, bat for heaven's sake don't spring *'Pinafore* ,gug s en a fellow !"
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Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3345, 11 September 1879, Page 2
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599Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3345, 11 September 1879, Page 2
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