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Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3314, 5 August 1879, Page 2

Thb following * sell* %a'i perpetrated a few mornings ago on one of our city barmen, who, by the way, are usually cutfapd art not often f had/ A i«(#dy < cas^fner called for * pint of beer, bat»! as< he «o»ld not prodttoe the "ready,"; the barman declined, sayiag that he had vtrkt orders m\ to«W t »ttflki"^ . •' MetytimP said '«Mr Seedy," as we shall call him*' " will yonW me a .hilling? " "O*, yes," replied the feannaoj" I don't mind doing tha«,'f Ukibg th* required dofnOut ofhis pocket; and «jivingittoM^Se«dy,'" who atone*;f»oceeded f to leavel without a; drink. The barman naturally alked if he was not jfrtinjf'td hat* a^ Srink With the shillihg he hud lent him, when to his surprise, he' deceived <he inswifrs 1*^1 tfli, you refused me credit just now, so I will take m^/r'eafly mobejr bisewh^e."* Aiid now'-that'ta'rmian says' he will: forgive | "Mr Seet|^' r the ?hHl{tigi fblf h^^tgKt the matftiad^arhed ft. b l/ •• havi^'" hia in sucKa'm«in'tiei|ri i ''J- > ■■'/■■•■ ( '■■'_; -^ ; ■[■' lifxißij»Ti^^to AiU-TT^ntlemen,!— I -i an*; yet nlire, tbank« to Hpflowaj'a .fills.' Kot wishing to beooiqae oqe of the residents of the Profu£?cV. inkpaded. Lunatic A syluni ? ; poyt, \ bring erected in .England, I Utely l|oug»t*, boxio?HpHpwftj'«Piil», took, fchein..»t>intert«lb, arid te|mia«q froua tlpe V flowiag Bowl,": and a ,|(ijßh**id> bimseU nga^n, H»Uow#y?s : Pilis'andOintinonfc are, largely used jn S«rr mudf, ■nd/th»t «ccounU, io mj. opinion,; for the |pn jjpvitjr |if if •, in^^bitantff. ilecilquitfl a»»ured/hoWeTer, tiiat Profeflsor Hollowly v and has been one of tliegreatesb benefuclors to the huaa»nMce that hiif *»er li»ed, and; that? hii name ,^ii(i \>e Jt^pdedi dof n <&■ pos terj.ty.wbenjiihe n»nje» pf ,pur ibr^re»t, manslajem are forgotten. .Stfungeto iir tliat we, in different waya, itrire to Bcquire the art of killing, but bur ovra pr«!Bcr»afcioa we take Httlf^&oTfil' bat* litei in Bormud* 26 ye»rmi«jd,,[ia that time Imra inquired of > BoMymbM iJbejifbwrttpresflFved fclieir hetltfc •o well } the answer has generally been, "Bp not. g.iingto the Armj Duotor, but by using the Pills aodL piutment.': jJBy u*in« the, abovEfa'tn 1 dow' found »t my Hermitage to .be l»okf^niu<A7ounge;fkpdlnofe,he»Unytb«n you baye-if«i''iß# Wy&til^ntbiWi J. 'W. f> ODDT, Tucker Town, Bermuda [Formerly Secretary to the Puke of Bruntwickl.—-The