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Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3298, 17 July 1879, Page 2

f.s i ' Good Advicel^An 1 asthmatic 1 patient, ■> deficient in' spelling; wrote to hi* pny.sican lately stating/ that' -liif '''Coffin!* ! had '-•"!returned;-and'-'desired' W 'ino^'wh^t; he should do; to which the;'dojetpr replied, " Byall means send it back to the undertaker,;'.. , ± ! Made Wise by Experience.—At ian evening party a lady was called upon jfor a song, and began, " I'll strike again imy, tuneful lyre." Her husband was observed , .to dodge and .start hurriedly; ' '' from ' the 'room, remarking,' " Nqj^if JL know it, she won't." - ; " > '„, Genuine Satisfaction —When a man tries to jump off the dummy of .one of our cable street cars, while on the downgrade, ■ and falls on the track' in front of the wheels, nothing gives him so much profound hope and solid satisfaction a* to wake up and find himself on the fIW, beside his own bed.—San Francisco ffews 3 Letter. "Jane, what letter in the alphabet do. „ you like best ? " " Well, I don't like to t«iy f Mr Snobbs/' " Pooh, nonsense! toll right out. Jane—which do you like best ? " " Wei!/' dropping her eyes, " I . ' like 'U 1 best." \ -*'" Hoiiowat's Pills.—Mind and body are so closely, entertwmed that fur tiie former to ' be vigorous th"c latter, mast be healthful. 'The fiivfc Bteptonurds Ihy maintenance of health is to secure perfopl digestion, which, is readily, obtained by this noted medicine, the most competent cjiflectually to restrain eveiy adverse influence which can mar, impair,'or ,* vexatiously modify this all-important process. ' The student, merchant, man of pleasure, and humblest laborer may each in turn derive vigor,' ease, and strength from occasional doiei, or a longer course oi Holloway's 1 purilying Fills. HowtVer wavering the mind, or unstrung the nerves, this fine medicine will ,' ' track the derangement to its source, where it ;)' will overthrow it, and establish order and purity iv it* place, $