Awaiting Lord Ohelmsford>—Victoria Cross.-—Punch. • i
A Philadelphia paper says a man can always tell how t^ll he .is by walking through a low door in the'dart. Next morning he can measure the, height of the door, and['then measure from where it struck to the top of hig head, add the two together, subtract the swearing, and multiply by, what o'clock it.was when he gotf'hbme"; and the result will be his nett height. l! :* :'
What did it cost you to learn to play the harmonium jP Ist,' £7 10s for an insi*tfmerit and 2s for a " self-instructor," which I liought: at iVIr Gbigg's, in Pollen KtWet'i "and, 2iid, patience and practice.— [A6^!- 1Mll?:ri-'■■■■■' '
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Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3295, 14 July 1879, Page 3
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