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Inexorable.—A member of the "Lazy Club " has just been expelled for going at a faster gait than a walk. The recusant offered in mitigation of the sentence the fact that the sheriff was after him, but the society was inexorable.

Happy.-r-Scolding Female (to Husband No. 2): " Oh, if you only knew the difference between you, wretch, and my first husband ! "—Husband : " I do know the difference. He is happy now that he has left you, and I;was happy before I got y°u- f Boxes, it is said, govern the world—the cartridge-box, the ballot-box,the jury-box, and last, though not least, thej'bonnetbox.

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Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3125, 22 February 1879, Page 4

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Untitled Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3125, 22 February 1879, Page 4

Untitled Thames Star, Volume X, Issue 3125, 22 February 1879, Page 4

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