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Thames Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2996, 21 September 1878, Page 2

Lovb wiil Find Out thbi Way" (Old Song).—Mistress (who does not allow " followers " in the house): " Who is that you were talking to in th« kitchen, Mary P Oh,-but I certainly did hear you talking to some one, and -1 thought /J heard, indistinctly I admit, a ; man's—" Mary (making a clean breast of it): " Well, you see, mum, me and my young man have started a tallyphqhei m'um~ but he nerer comes nearer' than round the corner of the next street, mum! •"— Punch •. „ ...■-, '.' '' / '': "';',*■ r~. To the young ladies: Dress neatly at.aU times. If you knew what a sieklyseasal tion it s causes in the pit, of..».,mat£j( stomach to see you shuffle around iv a pair of slippers, with a hole intheheelj of your stocking and fresh gravy all over the front of your dressy to. say nothing about your hair, looking like the business end of a mop, you would takepainstopujtDn a clean dress once in awhile, and comb your hair twice a week in cold weather.—* Elmira Gazette. ' .