THE ART OF KISSING.
Never kiss a young girl if she clon^t want you to. ;The main ingredient that makes kissing endurable is a willingness on the part of the female. If it deepens into "anxiety, so much the better". When a girlicl^w? ;a j man's,? hair- and ; scratches his face like a fool, afop ,her at once. She is destitute of good taste and natural affection, and the sooner you make love to her sister the better. .As. long as a girl don't claw and yell and struggle like a panther it is perfectly s'afe'rto continue prospecting. a little behind her, piss the right arm around the waist in front,; take the left, and if you Idori'tiknow what to do next, go associate with the_ boys in the First W^ard. ? If. you are just beginning to te&cli a siy'y*oung girl, wlio has only been kissed heretofore by her brothers arid father, touch your lips gently to her forehead. She, will.take this for an exhibition of profound respect. When tHat position has been: gained,' working the way down to the lips' is as natural arid easy .as the course of a log sliding down a wood;flume. Never sit down to kiss; it looks awkward in case .anybody is looking, and seems awkward, anyhow; Stand upj 'arid the closer you press the girl the higher estimate she will place on your. good taste, common sense and experience.
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Thames Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2984, 7 September 1878, Page 4
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236THE ART OF KISSING. Thames Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2984, 7 September 1878, Page 4
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