Quite the Historical Cheese.—lnquiring Mind: "Auntie, dear, what became of Romulus and Remus P " Precocious J Tom: VI know, I know—they were smothered in the Tower by order of that wicked Duke of Double Glos.ter."—• Fun. '
, A scientific • paper observes that although it took a million years to evolve a Chrisiian from a clam, it takes less than a minute to turn a clam into a Christian. . . %
A glutton of a fellow was dining at a hotel, and in the course of the battle of knives < and forks cut his mouth, which being observed by a Yankee sitting near by, he bawled out, " I say, friend, don't you make that hole in your countenance any larger, or we shall all starve to death !"
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Thames Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2924, 29 June 1878, Page 4
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123Untitled Thames Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2924, 29 June 1878, Page 4
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