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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2601, 9 May 1877, Page 3

Truly Galling.—A milkman was lately seeking the aid of the police to trace the. whereabouts of a family who had left the neighborhood owing him eighteen shillings. "Well, I suppose there was nine shillings' "worth of water in . that milk account," remarked the inspector..:.«" That's where it galls-me— fhatYwhere it hurts !" replied the; dealer. <l They were new customers,,and I hadn't Commenced to water the milk yet." By the " Governob/'—lt's hard work to keep your sons in check while they're young; it's harder still to keep them in " cheques " when they- grow older. E.OLLOWAY'S PILLS.—The IJVhtßoad toHapiu? •i)p*3.—ln selector the'most $P,pi'bpria-e. iu2c|icineiDr a aVvnent, tlie'ie may "oe some diifi'itlty, r Aess one can be found at o-ice to purify, ic;,r!ate ? f .ul sk.'en^vhen. Hollow&y's Pi'"s povtss a-'d e-eri t-'ose propwtiis in an eyii.x.uhiaiy 'flesxee. They o-iab's^be'vi^ipuch'to digest rrtv ordirary focd 'b«y intreusc top secretory powev.s >i the livt,.-,c'.e* 7:3 ti: ? bloqdj- ejcpol all morbid mati:??c, and. ibrow trio i-.i? t'\ jiilation the purost elements for sustoliihisv&nil repairing the frame, anu presevving- it iVonyininecess.ry. "Wear"and tear." These iresJimaKe Pills arV c:^<.-; cially useful in broken bodily health; when the system' is out cf order witl.out any assignable cause. With tl.is knowledge, none should trifle with life or hcaLili,