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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2566, 28 March 1877, Page 2

Mary Mapes Dodgawrites the«e ; pifefcty „ nursery rhymes:— ;• j r-^ ; ( j^ 7r; a * £ , Two little girls aw better.AKatt;on«,rb ■"» "i Two little boys «m double-the fun, \ ',' '"'-"' 1 Two little birds cm build i'flne- nest, :'i- '■'-V'lTwo little arms e»n love mother best, -: ■ :■ J'J Two little ponies must go to a .span; , r"« ?; • f Two little, pockets has my little man, ~~ ... Two little eyes to open and close, ' ' f '" Two Hutle ears and one litile nose, ;'■" ' ''-^ „'Two little elbowsf dimpled and sweet; .?,*"* ; - Two little shoes pn two little feeC, ■<. ." ' -«, Two little lips and one little chin s '; /' ','\' • T\Vo littlo"chee\s witb'a rose gat ill," ' ■>"■ > • Two Jjttle shoulders, chubby and strong I,,'"'"- T. J, Two little legs running all day longj , „; Two little prayers does my darling say,'', J Twice does he kneel by my side each day, -• Two little foldedhands, soit and brown, - -J .0= . Two kittle eyelids cast meekly down— ;. „( ri : .Arid two little angels guard him in bed,- ' ' " One at the foot and' one at the head. '.* " •" > * '* i:- , A .Fbench Sportsman. —• Keeperi^ "Why didn't you firo the other barrel,; [ m'seer—the other barrel at the last bird R" ; [ Monsieur Alphonso:—" Bah! I did .fir* 7 ze odher barrel! Ido fire bodt barrel! .'. togezzer.! .And in my own country Idoshootzelark at 20, 25,. and Bondetiipes.i.: dirty yards—when he stand quite still! ' - Your dogs zey make ze birds to fly away" ■ < — insinuatinj6[ly — ',' and , zey, must., be fatigued. ' Here is money. Take zemi ; > and buy zem somethings zo eat! 1 Leare "■: me to make my owa.dogs jtny«elf!"— .; ,Punch. * ,--.--, When does a farmer double up a sh,eep 1 without harting it ?~When he folds it, A schoolmaster said to himself, "lam like a hone, I sharpen a number of blades, but I wear myselt out in doing it."