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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2560, 21 March 1877, Page 2

So Already.—" Frank," said an" affectionate mother, the other day, to a promising boy, '* if you, douVstop smoking and reading so much,,you will get ootfter a while that you won't.care ianyfhinjf^ about„work."- - "Mother,' replied the{ hopeful, leisurely removing a very long > cigar,ls I have got so now..T ■-. •-; i"^"*i\ ;;.'. Pabisian Scene.—On a side street;- * Some one is.hurliug chairs, pictures.easels,* lay figures, tables, vases,- arid/the like... from an upper window.'! .Passer,-—" Grejif heavens ! What unhappy painter is thi*, whose picfure has been rejected P" Por*,''. ter.—" Wait a. moment aod^we'lL'iee. He'll throw himself, out shortly."-—Paris paper. 7. . - ' -../• :

The Modesty of Sciknch.—He~was;. not a scientist, but he was modest; and' when a young man asked him! at the\ tea-table what was meant by an ornUhbr** byncus, he,frowned, and reminded hintr that there are some things which should. not be mentioned before'ladies. ;'.- \ '-'"' ! When you'see a black-eyed,woman , following a blue-eyed man witha broom* : handle, you can make up your mind the - man will soon have black and blue eyes, . - HOLLOWAY'S OINTMENT AND PILIA^A* I»- ) quout cause of gout and rheumatism Is the inflammatoiy state of the blood, attended with" bad dlgestloif^ and general debility. • A few doses of thai* Pi'U, Upm.. in tin c, are an effectual preventive against gout and ~ rheumatism;.but anyone who has au attack of eithtr should use Holloway's Ointment also, the povrerfol < properties of which, combined with the effeeti of tH«,rPiirs, n.ust infallibly effect a cure. These Pills act d'rectly on the blood, whic'i they purify and iiqprQve : they also regulate the secretions, and give tone to the stomach, and thus the whole system is. invigorated,. and put into a condition \vhicn enables it to throw on disc?sc or check its approach, " '