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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2143, 16 November 1875, Page 3

An Alibi.-—" Is the editor in P" gruffly inquired a shtfggy-browed man, poking his head into the sanctum. He had^a slip from a recent number of the Commercial in one hand, and a massive cudgel in the other. We happened to be out at the time, and told him so,— New York Commercial. Coubtesies.—Always acknowledge all courtesies in a kindly spirit. Throw a bouquet and a .card ot thanks to a serenading party, if not prepared to invite them in. If you haven t a bouquet or a card at hand, throw a bootjack, or a brick, I or anything of that sort, just to shpw your appreciation of the kindness intended. Madame's Feet.—Madame X. has charming features, charming arms, charming hands, but she has monstrous feet. Just recovering from a long illness, she said recently to one of her friends, " I am still very feeble, but I begin to be able to put one foot before the other." "And that is not saying'a little," murmured the excellent friend.