An Emphatic BHiDEauooM.—A newlymarried couple from the rural districts in Yankee land were riding in a street car the other day. and the groom insisted on holding the bride's hand in his big red paw. " Oh, no: don't! " she said, as she jerked her hand away. "Oh Juv! let me hold yer hand jest for 10 minutes," he pleaded. " Shoo ! don't you see they are looking at us," she whispered. " They are, eh!" he replied, looking up and down the car. " Wall, now, I m going to put my arm riffht around ye, and if any fellow in this car dares to look crooked, I'll get up 'n' mop the floor with him until I wear him up to his shoulder blades ! " His arm encircled her, and the other passengers looked -"as solemn as if they were on their way from a funeral.— American paper. . The Best Way to Double a Flock ov Sheep.—Fold them.
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2106, 4 October 1875, Page 4
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