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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2063, 14 August 1875, Page 4

Honest Man. —There is a man in Montgomery country, Perm., who can hold up his hand and. say that he never opened another man's letter by mistake. We refer,, of course, to John Pfafaelkaeffingar.—Louisville Courier-Journal. Quite Likely. — She said, "Papa, won't you buy me a new dress ? " " What, buy you a new dress, Susy ?,' ■" Yes, papa, won't you ?" "" Well, I'll see. I'll speak to your mother about." Elongation to an alarming extent rapidly spread over that little countenance, but a thought suddenly struck her, and, with a smile she, looks up into her father's face and: said: ''Well, papa, if you do speak to mamma about it, touch, her easy or she may want the new dress herself. A young man, charged with laziness, was asked if he took it from his father, •' I think not," was the reply; " Father's got all the lazines lie ever had." The only A way to get thru this world and eskape censure and abuse iz to take some back road. You kant travel the main turnpike and do it.—Josh Billings.