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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2028, 5 July 1875, Page 3

:it Monsieub " A&ain.—-The Paris Sbir [gravely informed its; readers during the. recent" visit of the Lord Mayor of London, that the mace which was carried before him is the bauble which Cromwell flung passionately on the .floor, and that it still bears traces of the fall.

■ .The Cares-.o:f Business.—lt iarer ported that a man went home at about 3 o'clock a.m., and using his umbrella for a billiard cue, smote his sleeping wife with it, crying, " Pool! "and sank into slumber. He has siDce explained to his wife that women can ■have no idea how; the cares of business will .sometimes affect a man's brain. . .- Effectual Measures.—A subscriber who is bothered, with borrowers wants to know what nieasures he shall use to stop folks coming; after ; bis Standard.:. He might try quart measures at first, properly aimed at their heads, and if they fail, then gradually increase the size until the trouble- is: prevented.'^—Bridgeport Standard. ''.■As Outspoken Editob.—-The 'good folks of Saudy-hill held a Martha Washington tea party last evening, and an editor who was asked to impersonate the late lamented George Washington^ informed the company that he "could slash blazes out of any cherry tree he ever saw, with a hatchet, but as, he was editing a Republican newspaper, and didn't; want to change its politics,, he. wasn't one of those fellers:: as couldn't tell a lie."—Whitehall Times. : ■ ._-.. J Th^ ' Gamut.— Jack: Bowbell (begmhing his song):— " 'Appy land, 'appy.latid ——" Tom Belgrave: "One momentexcuse me, my dear felloe—but don't you think the song would go" better if you were to sound your H's just ,1 little ?:" Jack Bowbell: "Eh? Sound my H's?" (Chuckles.) 'f Shows how much you know about music! —No such note—only goes up, to G! " (Continues.) 'f 'Appy lan 4 !appy land——."—Punch, - \

Mining Notices TAISUA GOLDMINING COMPAN V { (LI3IITEd). NOTICE IS "HEREBYGIVEN, that the Registered Office of the above-named Company has been changed, and that the now situation of the same is at the office of Mr Edwabd Thomas WiiiDMAK, Brown street, Gh-ahamstowm And Notice is hereby further given, that Mr Edward Thokas Wiedman has been appointed Secretary to the said Company in Hea of Mr Gcorgo Samuel. Gh^ham, resigned. ' r- Dated this fifth day of July, 1875. •; W. B. Jackson, , '...:. liOTTTS EhEEOTEIBD, . 719 Dircc'ors. QTIkWELL & CO. have on hand for Ihi? O Season's Planting 20,000 of FEUIT,; FOREST and other TBEES; also, 1 CASE: of McLean'* "Best of All" DWAEF ; MABROW PEA.S, Ju?t Imported from England, afc only 2s per quart. All kinds t pf Seeds, wholesale and retail. " ros sale, ............. ONE STAUNCH HARNESS EOESE, and a GOOD PACKER.—AppIy Arax PnililPS, Willoughby street, Shortland. Shortland, July 6,1875. : :":; 718 AENAMiiINTAL Printing^ in colors, gepi \j or bronze, in a style hitherto irabbtain* able on the Tbameß, at tho Evbitiw&Stab Office. ; : „.