The Fkeesing Point.—An ioiolo. A Doughmbstic T)iFFicuLTY.--HeaVy I bread. ' Is there any law againsfc- striking an attitude ? Hush .Money.—Tho money, paid a baby's nurse. Miners search for gold in vein, but often get quartz for it. There is nothing so rigidly Catholic as an . umbrella; it keeps lent tlio year round. Spicer says a fiveplaco always reminds him of Shakespeare, because it is a grate barred. Why is the end of a fish's tail like tho Prince Imperial of France ?—Because it is tho last of the bony-parts. Why is Ner>tuno like the man who searched for the philosopher's stone ?— Because ho wai a sea-kings what - hercr existed. ■ » ■ . , A Mean Man.—The man. who won't take a paper because ho can borrow one has invented a machine with which he can cook his dinner by the smoke of his neighbour's chimney.
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2025, 1 July 1875, Page 2
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140Untitled Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2025, 1 July 1875, Page 2
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