More ou the Judge.—"You have a pleasant home, and a bright fireside, with' happy children sitting around it, haven't you ? " " Yes sir," said Thompson, who thought he saw a way out of the difficulty. "Well," said the judge," if the happy children sit around the cheerful fireside until your return, they -will stay there just 43 days, as I shall have to send you up for that time." —Detroit Free Press. ■ Con.—What kind of sweetmeats were there in the Ark ?—Preserved pairs.
The only men who have a right to talk of their extraction.—Dentists. -
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1999, 1 June 1875, Page 2
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94Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1999, 1 June 1875, Page 2
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