' A;Woman's Geammatical Chabacter.' —A worthy minister, noted for, his wit, on being asked what kind of a person the wife of Mr was, replied, " I will give you her grammatical character. She is a noun substantive, seen, felt, and heard." No Change in Heb. —When old Sam Crewder, down in Pike, was running for justice of the peace, his wife, in anticipation of honours in store for her, said :— " B£y dear> when you get to be justice of the peace, what will Ibe? "" 1 ou, said old Sam, " why, you'll be the same old foolyoualways was.",
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1983, 13 May 1875, Page 4
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96Untitled Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1983, 13 May 1875, Page 4
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