The marriage service has been practised on in lowa until the justice simply says, " Jine hands—thar, yer hitched !" When is a bullet like an ox P—When it grazes ]t was Coleridge trho said, '• Some men are like musical glasaes—to produce the finest tones you must keep them wet." An Aberdeen baby is said to have inherited the eyes and nose of his father, but the cheek of his uncle,* who is an insurance agent. An Alsatian woman recently went to confession. "Father," she said, "I have committed a great sin." " Well," cried the priest, perceiving that she paused. "I dare not say it; it is too grevioiis." " Come, come, courage." " I have married a Prussian." " Keep him, my daughter, that is your penance," decided the holy man.
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1952, 7 April 1875, Page 4
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127Untitled Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1952, 7 April 1875, Page 4
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