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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1906, 11 February 1875, Page 3

Orthographical.--A countryman was strolling along the jetty at Margate when his eye lighted on the name of Psyche on a pleasure boat; after spelling it out slowly, he exclaimed, " Well, if that iaih't the oddest way to spell 'fish' I ever saw I" " You will be pleased with my daughter as a pupil, I feel sure," a Jady-lately remarked to a, well -known ]i professor, whose services she had just engaged; " she is exceedingly clever, and has such a nice heavy touch for sacred music." : I Affecting Notice.—The i little cards that the exhibitors at the Exposition hand you are not particularly interesting, but we were touched to observe yesterday, on the card of a coffin manufacturer, "If you try our coffins once, you will never use any others."— Cincinnati Times. It is said that, however badly managed a railroad may be, it may always be relied upon as a source of profit to the undertakers. " Politics, politics everywhere," said a candidate the other evening. " Yes," continued a thirsty constituent," and not a drop to drink."