The Wohst Pun vv to Date.—The frightful punster of the -New York World must look to his laurels. The New York Globe remarks:—" Dana, of the Sun, seems determined to take advantage of every pretext to give Grant a dressing. Let him beware—J The way of the Grants-dresser is hard.' " t Pat's Last.—-A. gentleman, seeing aa?;' Irishman staggering home from a fair, ob« . served to him, " Ah, Pat, I'm afraid you'll find the road you're going is rather a longer one than you think." " Sure, your honour," replied Pat, " it'snot the length of the road I care about; it's the breadth, of it that's destroyin'inc." A. young Leander swam across the Ohio from a Kentucky town, the other night, to interview his lovely Hero onthe Indiana side ; but the old man stood on the bank with a revolver in his hand, and iLeander «warn back again.—Louisville journal. ■■' "'■' *' •- l .'"' . .li"
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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1844, 30 November 1874, Page 2
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149Untitled Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1844, 30 November 1874, Page 2
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