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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1821, 3 November 1874, Page 2

HollOWay'S Pillß.— Stomach, Liver, and Bowels

In all painful affections of the stomach and disordered actions of the liver and bowels, one single tria of these Pills will demonstrate that they posess rcgu lating 1 and renovating powers in a high degree. They speedily restore the appetite, lessen the unpleasant distention of the abdomen, aud so prevent inflamma tion of the bowels and other serious abdominal ailments. Hollo way's Pills afford the greatest comfort to the dyspeptic invalid, without harrassing- or weakening- the most sensitive constitution, or interfering materially with the studies, pleasures, or pursuits. The simplicity and efficacy of this treatment has evoked the gratitude of all classes in both hemispheres and commanded a sale for these'purifying Pills im precedented in medical history'

The acme has been reached 1 mi the pathos of titles by a music publisher, who has published a touching piece of mewsick under the pathetic name of " Mother -bring my little kitten." We propose getting out as companion piece, " Daddy have you drowned my puppies ? " A poor woman who had lost her husband was visited on. tlie day after the sad event by a neighbor, who, to her surprise, found the newly made widow, instead of being wrapped in conventional grief, busily occupied in supping a basin of bread and milk with evident relish. "Oh Maggie," said the visitor, " I'm glad to see that ye're no takin' the loss of your man sair at heart. Ye're lookin' rale weel," " Well, Jess," replied tho widow, "ye needna say that. I was jist greetin' afore I took this drap of milk and bread, and gin I hae it suppit I'lljust begin again." '

Woeth Knowing.—Newly-ordained deacon ! " I suppose you generally make longer coats for men who hold extreme views ? " Clerical tailor : " Well, sir, they do generally prefer a long coat; but with that coat, I assure you, you may Jiold any views you like I "—Punch,