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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1788, 25 September 1874, Page 3

A GOOD WIFE SHOULD BK LIKE THRTEJTJ-rrNGS, WHICH THE. KB THINGS SUE SHOULD NOT BE LIKE? I. Good wives to snails should be akin, Always their houses keep within, But not to cany (fashions tracks). All they are wori.li upon their backs. IL Good wives like echoes still should do Speak but when they're too; But not like echoes (most absurd) To hare forever the last word. 111. Good wives with city clocks should rhyme; • ■ Be regular and keep in time ; But not like city clocks aloud, Be heard by all the vulgar crowd. The Church Union styles " hot and hotter" the fact that the First Unitarian Church of Baltimore has had for its pastors, in the order named, the Rev. Messrs Furniss, Bellows, Sparks, Blazup, and Burnop. When a clock is wound up it goes. When a firm is wound up it stops. A Loafer's Logic: Worthy Pastor— " My boy, learn to be contented ; mouths are never sent without the bread to feed them." Practical Boy—" Oh, ah! but the mouths is sent to our house, and the bread to yourn ! " An article you can always borrow— Trouble, and are never obliged to return it. HollOWay'B Pills.- Stomach, Liver, and Bowels = In all painful affections of the stomach and disordered actions of the liver arid bowels, one single trial of these Pills will demonstrate that they posess regulating and renovating- powers in a high degree. They speedily restore the appetite, lessen the unpleasant distortion of the abdomen, aud so prevent inflanuca tion of the bowels and other serious abdominal ailments. Holloway's Pills afford the greatest coinfoii to the dyspeptic invalid, without harrassing or weakening the most sensitive '•: constitution, oriiiterferins' materially with the studies,' pleasiires, or pursuits. The simplicity and efficacy of this treatment has evoked the gratitude of all classes in both hemispheres and commanded a sale for these purifying Pills un precedented in medical -history ?> £, - > NO. 2 H/R.Y. WILL Parade on FRIDAY, 25th September, at half-paat, 7 p.m , for M»ior Cooper's MOFXHLS: INSPECTION, with Arms and Accoufremonjg. G: T. MORKISON, b7531 Hon. Sec. t. n; b. FIRING for Mr. 1 steer's MEDAL TOMORROW. Morni.ig Squad 8 a.m., afternoon 2 p.m. sharp. The winner of the mcd-A will also receive a gold lockef, OHURC'I PARADE on SUNDAY. By order. A. I). Bennett, a 7539 Horn. Sec, &o. miEATEE EOYAL. PEELIMINAEY ANNOUNCEMENT THE GEEAT CALIFORHIAN MIISTR'ELS', THIRTEEN STAR PERFORMERS. FOE ONE WEEK ONLY, Commencing on SATURDAY, September 2G. .MiLiiTON rn!ocs.— 3s, 2s, autl ONE SHILLI m. For furtlirl" particulars so*.- futuro Ajj-enisc-ments. »7525 A MEETING- offcho Q.neral Committee in connection .wit li the. Banquet given •to John Shcehart,' Esq., M.H.R., will Vnko placo a); fie Nil Resperaadum Hold TillS EVENING at 730 o'clock. A large attendance is requested. By order. a 7538 M. Li "DEBS, Seer. tary. SHOETLAND & GBAHAMSTOWN. IN consequence of the barl state of the road and the clearness of horss feed, the FARE batween Grahams!--.ven and Rhorlland in my Carriage will in future be SIXPENCE. 87538 ; . , JOH3T CONSELI. GOLDEN SPUE GOLDMI.NING CONPAINY (Eegistered). \" OTICE is hrrebyeivon that the following i 3 FORFET/JJED SHARES will be cold by •itiction, afc Mr. GtrDaEON's Auction Mart, Brown-'ttreet, Graha.ms'own, oa Fbiday. 2 d October.... 1874,. *t 11 o'clock a.m., unless CALLS and EXPENSES due thereon are pre■• iously paid:— T. B. Cameron, 50 shares, 7644 to 7693 . John Rabe, 46 share?, 7624 to 7638. 5651 to .5666, 6986 to 7000 ; Henry Peorce, 20 shares, 2761: to 2781; John Butt, 100 shares, 7128 to 7227; Henry Yickery, 20 shares, IS7O to 1889 ; George James, 625 shore?, 4113 io 4212, 2574t0 2599, 5668t05839,3232.t03331,6141 to 6189, 5511 to 5610, 4283 to 4307, 6049 td 6089.; J. C. Cullon.3o shares, 8001 to 8030 ; William Brownlee, 100 shares, 7COI to' 7100; John McKoe, 100 shai-es, Ssl to 950. Ry order of Direclors. Thomas Hoesbrtjcjh, ■ Manager. . Brown slreet, Grahamatown, • September 22, 1874. AUCKLAND HOUSE ACADEMY, BEOWN-ST., GEAHAMSTOWN. DkX and NIGHT SCHOOL for boys. OPENED on MONDAY, 17th August A good English education given, and strict attention paid to every .pupil. F.XTHAS: Latin, French, Maori and Dancing. Terms oh application to s • -. E. Wilcocks, m 7368 Master.